List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America:
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Atheists
Agnostics
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Gays
Lesbians
Feminists
The ACLU
Activist judges
SCOTUS
Movie Industry
Television Industry
The NY Times
All other newspapers except the Wall Street Journal
Keith Olbermann
Rosie O'Donnell
Barbara Streisand
Chris Matthews
Anyone who doesn't allow conservatives to dominate a conversation or win an argument
Environmentalists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Darwinians
Europe
The United Nations
Human Rights Activists
ACORN
Labor Unions
Teachers
Colleges
Professors
All farm animals except sheep
National Endowment for the Arts
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Little Green Footballs
Thor
Batman
Video Games
Bruce Springsteen
Google.com
The Bible
CBO
CFLs
Math
Fiscal Conservatives
The Green Bay Packers
Women
Roger Waters
Pennies
The Theory of Relativity
Small Business Owners
CPAC
Navy SEALs
The Economist
Reality
Warren Buffett
Janitors
Muppets
And now:
Facebook
Facts
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